I went to see the absurdly-titled John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum this week.
While I’ve watched the whole series, I’m not sure I’d call myself a fan. I like the action, but the assassin political intrigue leaves me cold. So, does the third film in the franchise get the balance right?
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Tonight I watched Rampage, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I watched it because I will watch literally anything with The Rock in it. I have even seen Pain and Gain, a film which made me want to remove my brain from my skull and just slosh some bleach around in there for a bit to try to remove the deep sense of shame.
Here are some facts about Rampage I learned from briefly looking at its Wikipedia page:
- To get inspiration for how to animate the many, many destroyed buildings in this movie, the special effects team watched footage from 9/11, which… yeesh.
- Rampage is the best-reviewed video game movie on Rotten Tomatoes. 52%, baby!
- Uwe Boll, king of crappy video game movies, threatened to sue Warner Bros and accused the film of “brainwashing America”.
Now that the tone is set, let’s get into the plot. Spoilers, I guess.
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